Hackers Against Hairballs - Who We Are

Things We Support:

  • Sex. Lots of it.
  • Free Speech for all of humanity.
  • Human Rights.
  • Peace on Earth
  • UNIX. Any Kind.
  • Linux. Any Kind.
  • Open Source. Open Pants. Open Beer. Open Anything!



    Things We Hate:

  • Hairballs. (Obviously)
  • Microsoft.
  • No Sex.
  • No Beer.
  • No Code.
  • Phone companies. Cause they suck.
  • Airlines. Cause they rape wallets.
  • Clueless People.



    hAh motto: Fear hAh, shave for hAh

    Offical beer: Guinness Stout

    Offical hAh position: Female superiority.

    hAh mating call: I got a stiffy! uNF! uNF!

    How to interact with hAh.

  • Join hAh. Almost anyone can.
  • Have sex with hAh members.
  • Send hAh your stories, can be good or bad, we will post either.
  • Send hAh money.


    Stories: 

     
Hello HAH. 

I am a 26 year old computer professional, I live in the valley, and I work
for Sun Microsystems. I came by your site, as it was linked off a website.
I am female, and I do nothing but Solaris development. I spend so much time
working, I can barely get a date. The last date I had, wouldn't go down on me.
Now don't get me wrong. I am very cute. I am blonde, a C cup, with a ultra slim
waist (size 3 pants). My date wouldn't lick me, because I had a bush. He asked 
me why it was so hairy, and why I did not shave it. We had the worst sex. 

I am sending you this email to tell you, that your site inspired me. I shaved
myself for the first time, and it was wonderful! It doesn't even itch. I am
now getting all the oral sex that I want. If you are ever in the valley area,
please call me. My number is xxx-xxx-xxxx. I would love to hook up with you!

Love,

Sharon
    Now that's what I call a success story! 

    Hi hah 

My girl won't shave. She wants me to eat her all the time. I am getting 
sick of the hair, and the stench that goes with it. HELP.

lonnie
    Well, Lonnie. You can do a number of things. Shave her in her sleep, or direct her to this website. Or dump her. Find a shaven member of society... 

     
To HAHH

YOU GUYS ARE SICK. HOW DARE YOU VIOLATE YOURSELVES LIKE THIS. YOU SHOULD 
BE ASHAMED. THE LORD IS GOING TO SEND YOU TO HELL. YOU WILL BURN. TAKE 
DOWN YOUR WEBSITE IMMEDIATELY OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE ALMIGHTY!

I HATE YOU HAH!

joyce
    Uhhh, I guess we struck a nerve.


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